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Saturday September 4th 2010

We all got to go to Shell Knob…

We all got to go to Shell Knob for the food, friendship and courtesy there.

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Country Fresh grocery store se…

Country Fresh grocery store set new sells records for this July 4th weekend. One customer asked if CF had a store in Wichita cause he liked

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Realtors around town are sayin…

Realtors around town are saying that 90K to 150K houses are selling best at Table Rock in and around Shell Knob.

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Slight rain this afternoon is …

Slight rain this afternoon is making everyone sleepy–but we cannot miss Bingo tonight at the Community Building-Go Lions

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OzarkAdvertiser did an intervi…

OzarkAdvertiser did an interview with local merchants and news is that Shell Knob had an excellent weekend for businesses and visitors

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Great weather at Table Rock–a…

Great weather at Table Rock–and we need the rain!

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Relay for Life Event At Cassville, Missouri

Sue Beck on the left receiving cash and auctions bags from Diane Simerly of St. John's Clinic

 Shell Knob has three Relay for Life teams participating in the July 16th and 17th Annual Relay for Life event in Cassville, Missouri. The program will take place at 7 p.m. till 7a.m. on the Cassville High School football field. The teams, Lakeview Dream Makers, Lake Bloomers, and Shell Knob Warriors have worked tirelessly since March in fundraising efforts to aid in the effort to cure cancer. The program consists of a Cancer Survivors Dinner (please register to attend dinner), relay begins with a Survivors Lap at 7p.m., a Basket Auction at 8:30 p.m., and at nightfall a Luminary Ceremony. The Survivors Lap and ensuing laps are meant to imitate the path that the cancer victim takes throughout their battle with cancer. Many volunteers and others spend the night at the track visiting and keeping memories alive of lost family and friends to cancer.
The kick off for this year took place at St. John’s Clinic in Shell Knob. St. John and their staff have been key members in supporting this program. This important program owes it origin in Shell Knob to a hardworking individual, Gail Megura. This lady, brought the Relay for Life program to Shell Knob two years ago. The program will continue with members from the community and local businesses.
A basket auction will take place the night of the Relay. In the past, purses, food, popcorn, BBQ items, coolers filled with spa items, baseball memorabilia, picnic items, fishing supplies, or makeup items, anything but tobacco alcohol items. No animals please. Contact Sue Beck for additional information at 858-1185 or if you have items you would like to donate.
 
Picture is of Sue Beck on the left and Diane Simerly on the right at St. John’s Clinic. Diane is handing a cash donation and a pair purses as a donation for the Basket Auction to be held at the July 16-17 Relay for Life event at the Cassville High School track at 8:30 p.m.

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Raising Taxes in 2011

by  Joan Pryde

I contacted my Congressman about House Bill 3590, the 
Health Care bill and asked for a summary of changes. The Aide directed 
me to go to 
http://www.thomas.gov/, enter “HR 3590″ in the search box and look for “CRS Summaries.”  
Starting in 2011—next year—the W-2 tax form sent by your 
employer will be increased to show the value of whatever health insurance you are provided.
 
It doesn’t matter if you’re retired; your gross income 
WILL go up by the amount of insurance your employer paid for. So you’ll be required to pay taxes on a larger sum of money than you actually received; take the tax form you just finished and see what $15,000.00 or $20,000.00 additional gross income does to your tax debt. That’s what 
you’ll pay next year. For many, it puts you into a much higher bracket. 
This is how the government is going to buy insurance for fifteen (15) percent that don’t have insurance and it’s only part of the tax increases, but it’s not really a “tax increase” as such; it a redefinition of your taxable income.
 
 
 
Not believing this, I researched the CRS Summary and 
here’s what found:
 
Title IX Revenue Provisions—Subtitle A: Revenue Offset
 
“(Sec. 9002) Requires employers to include in the W-2 form 
of each employee the aggregate cost of applicable employer-sponsored 
group health coverage that is excludable from the employee’s gross 
income (excluding the value of contributions to flexible spending 
arrangements).”
 
  
Joan Pryde, is the Senior Tax Editor for the Kiplinger 
Letters. Go to Kiplinger’s and read about the thirteen (13) tax changes 
for 2010 that could affect you.
 
Why am I sending you this? The same reason I hope you 
forward this to every single person in your address book. People have 
the right to know the truth because an election is coming in November. 
So vote intelligently, based on your values. But also adjust your tax 
withholding, or increase your savings, so that you aren’t surprised and 
put in a jam when your federal income taxes are due on April 15, 2012.
 
  Thanks a lot, no-tax-raising liars.

Burning up the Economy!

NEW TAX IN 2011

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Finding Fun on A Rainy July 4th !!!

Looking for a shopping treat–check out Vintage Ozark  4 miles north of Shell Knob on Hwy39 and the junction of Hwy 86.  Old and new stuff for everyone’s taste.

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The Mature Adult

Donated by Ginger K

A WOMAN’S POEM: 
Before I lay me down to sleep, 
I pray for a man who’s not a creep, 
One who’s handsome, smart and strong. 
One who loves to listen long, 
One who thinks before he speaks, 
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. 
I pray he’s rich and self-employed, 
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed. 
Pull out my chair and hold my hand. 
Massage my feet and help me stand. 
Oh send a king to make me queen. 
A man who loves to cook and clean. 
I pray this man will love no other. 
And relish visits with my mother. 


A MAN’S POEM: 
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, 
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This 
doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a sh
it.

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