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Two Blonds were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.  They were overheard:

Blond One: I can’t seem to get this darn door unlocked!

Blond Two: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder!–it’s starting to rain and the top is down!

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Annual Dinner Planned for the Shell Knob Chamber of Commerce

Saturday, March 20, 2010 will be the evening dinner meeting of the local Chamber of Commerce.  This year the entertainment will be provided by Gary Burt of Clay City, Ill.  He will present  a melody of songs from the 40’s, 50’s and 60’s. Sue Trausch will cater the meal consisting of Chicken Florentine, stuffed pork loin, garlic mashed potatoes, California   blend vegetables,

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Great garage sale at the Commu…

Great garage sale at the Community building –be there by 9 am or lose out–

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See the OzarkAdvertiser for th…

See the OzarkAdvertiser for this weekend events–and those jokes onTuesdays Tarts are stupid but funnny

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Wow We got some fun on the Kno…

Wow We got some fun on the Knob for today!!

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Shell Knob Shrine Club Schedul…

Shell Knob Shrine Club Schedules Fundraisers for the the Year http://bit.ly/cMs5Zy via @AddToAny

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-28

  • FUNDRAISING EVENTS FOR THE WEEKEND http://bit.ly/dibAvr via @AddToAny #
  • Just had supper at On theBayou at Shell Knob–WOW! great shrimp–and bread pudding with an awesome sauce– #
  • Buddy is getting tired of staying inside and is looking for some outside action– #
  • I need to find a couple or 3 jazz music players for about three hours work–could work into a more permanent gig #

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Overheard at the Tuesday Tarts meeting

Mature Humor–(or maybe just a bit childish)
Voted “Women’s Favorite Email of the Year”

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home, so he prayed:

Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I
go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed
them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, pay the bills and balance the check book.

He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was
already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids.
Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then setup the ironing board and watched TV while he
did the ironing.
At 4:30 p.m… he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
salad, breaded the chicken and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
> > >
At 9:00 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.
> > >
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
“Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to
envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back.”
The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, “My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things
back to the way they were.
You’ll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night.”

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I need to find a couple or 3 j…

I need to find a couple or 3 jazz music players for about three hours work–could work into a more permanent gig

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