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Three friends Ray, Cupps, and Paul were sitting in Terry’s Diner.  It was raining so the talk was at a minimum.  Paul said, “When you are in your casket and your friends and church members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?”

Ray said, “ I would like them to say, I was a wonderful husband, a fine family man, and a great golfer!”

Cupps commented, I would like them to say I was a good farmer, had a sense of humor, and a good family man.”

Paul scratched his head and smiling said, “I’d like them to say, ‘LOOK he’s moving!”

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