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Red Neck Joke-or as Jeff Foxworthy says “Here’s your sign!”

Bubba and Earl, two rednecks from Kentucky, were in a local Wal-Mart and they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won first place, a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th place, a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met up at the Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl relied, “Great I love spaghetti!” Earl asked Bubba, “How about you? How’ the toilet brush?” “Not so good,” replied Bubba. “ I reckon I’m gonn’a go back to paper.