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Did you know that humor can keep you young!

This series of jokes can help you get that belly-laugh that we all need to stop the aging process.  Humor also can help you overcome the need for excessive eating.  So it can keep you skinny TOO!  Enjoying a good joke or two before you go to work or start a difficult job can make those things seem less stressful.  Where can you find a good [...]

Puns for Educated Minds or WHATEVER!

Donated by Ginger Goben A sign posted on the door of the infectious disease lab: "Staph Only" Puns for Educated Minds 1.  The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi. 2.  I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian [...]

The Mature Adult

Donated by Ginger K A WOMAN'S POEM:  Before I lay me down to sleep,  I pray for a man who's not a creep,  One who's handsome, smart and strong.  One who loves to listen long,  One who thinks before he speaks,  One who'll call, not wait for weeks.  I pray he's rich and self-employed,  And when I spend, won't be [...]

The Mature Adult–Humor

 Donated by Norma Poff Blood transfusions American Medical Association researchers have found that Patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving…………..chicken blood………………rather than human blood. It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better. Just thought you'd like to know...

The Mature Adult

GRANDMA TEST-donated by Pam H. I was out walking with my four-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.  I took the item away from her and asked her not to do that. "Why?" my Granddaughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably [...]

The Mature Adult

By Jan S.   Little  JACK  understands the program and will do well as a capitalist. | HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES |   | The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. |   | Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout [...]

The Smiling Mature Adult

Donated by Ginger An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey .  He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was  hard.  His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and  described his predicament:  Dear  Vincent,    I  am feeling pretty [...]

The Mature Adult

Thanks to Marlene for this one                  Never Argue with a Woman           One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside       cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.     Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the [...]

The Mature Adult

Provided by Norma--Thank you Norma for thinking of us-- Indian Mating Season Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were Walking in the woods.  All of a sudden one of The Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of A small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the Cave, and then he listened very closely until he Heard an [...]

The Mature Adult

Donated by Bernard D. A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a Coupla blocks and turn to your right." The man thanked the boy kindly [...]

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