Promoting the citizens of the Ozarks and their lifestyle.
Sunday April 21st 2019





KNOTS AND KNOBS BY Sue Ann Bell of Golden, Missouri I visited the Bridgeway Plaza last Thursday in Shell Knob--guess what--they have now put hot pink paint around those large pot holes as you drive into the Plaza on the south side!  Henry said that he thought the paint would probably glow in the dark!  I  don't think that painting round [...]

Weinergate for Summer Fun

Weinergate for Summer Fun

Donated from our California Friend, Patty Hazard After developments in a certain Twitter scandal unfolded this week, it seems only fitting (as good culinary journalists, of course) to acknowledge this news with some tips for a good ol' fashioned wiener roast. Was that a low blow? Hmm... perhaps not the choicest of words. But let's face it: With [...]

More Adult Humor or Maybe NOT!

HEY - WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS EARLIER!!!  I should have figured it out sooner.  It's the shampoo I use in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.   Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY." I have gotten rid of the shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn [...]

Adult Humor! Maybe!

A tourist couple driving through La Jolla start arguing about how to pronounce the name of the town. So they stop for lunch, and while they're ordering, they ask the cashier, "Can you tell us where we are? How do you pronounce it?" The employee replies, speaking slowly, "Burrrr-gerrrrr Kiiiiiiiing."

The Drunk-donated by Susan Dick

 A guy was in a bar, about as drunk as it's possible to get.   A group of guys noticed his condition and decided to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stood him up to get to his wallet so they could find out where he lived, but he kept falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real [...]

When you’re from the country ~ your perception is a little different.

Donated by Ginger Goben A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" "No sir, he isn't; he went to town." "Well, is your Mother here?" "No sir, she went to town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard, is he here?" "No sir, He went with Mom and [...]

New Drugs for Women

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN donated by Marlene George, Shell Knob , Mo DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out! ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant [...]

Love those Cowboys. . .

Donated by Dorothy Overbey, Shell Knob, Mo A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug [...]

Some things just don’t change. . .

Donated by Linda Garrison, Columbus , Kansas WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before our involvement in the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul, and observed that women still [...]

Girl’s Night Out

Girl’s Night Out

Donated by Sandy Dill The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started [...]

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