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Overheard at the Tuesday Tarts meeting

Mature Humor--(or maybe just a bit childish) Voted "Women's Favorite Email of the Year" A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home, so he prayed: Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to [...]

The Mature Adult

Red Neck Joke-or as Jeff Foxworthy says “Here’s your sign!” Bubba and Earl, two rednecks from Kentucky, were in a local Wal-Mart and they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won first place, a year’s [...]

Missouri Public Service Commission Information

If you are concerned or having problems with your utilities; water, electricity or other services  you can toll free Utility Consumer Complaints at 1-800-393-4211.  You may also leave a message at www.psc.mo.gov and they should respond within 24 hours.

Service Directory

Service Directory The following directory is designed for local service companies and individuals to list FREE their company name, location, and where they can be reached. Ozark Advertiser. Com  -  a FREE Local news blog service for accessing local information   call 417-342-4599 with  your information and see it here tomorrow.     [...]

Morning Humor

What's black and white and red all over?   A dead skunk in February in the Ozarks.  Wonder why it is so smelly right now--dead skunk looking for a mate in the middle of the road.   They say that dollar bills are worn out in 18 months, bu I have never seen one that lasted more than a couple of months.   The local sheriff pulled an  Ozark [...]

MODOT at Work

For the next 3-5 days expect slow downs on the Central Crossing Bridge just south of Shell Knob proper.  MODOT workers are busy filling the cracks/holes in the bridge deck.  Although this event is not posted on MODOT's website it is significant for larger vehicles and those that travel on a timetable.

The Mature Adult

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded , 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman: 'And what do you think is the best [...]

The Mature Adult

The Mature Adult by Paula Andersen Don’t you love that conversation with a loved one-usually an adult child when they call and tell you how hard their life is after you have just put the heating pad on your knees and taken your second dose of pain reliever for the day? Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional however somewhere [...]

Everett Williams, L.L.C.Water Specialist

Everett Williams is a Community Water and Wastewater  specialist and he can be reached for consulting about the purity of your local water.  He is Missouri Department Natural Resources approved.  He may be reached at 417-779-4482.  This ad was placed by Everett Williams.

Water Issues Run Deep-Editorial

The open meeting last week with the Missouri Public Service Commission opened more than just the eyes of the officials that conducted the meeting. The 35 plus citizens that attended were able to see how wide-spread and disparate the AQUA service to this area actually is! The idea of a 180 percent increase is unjustified with the poor quality of [...]

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